Do We Need Texas Chainsaw Massacre?

Come On, Let Me Eat Your Face...

Synopsis: TEXAS CHAINSAW 3D continues the legendary story of the homicidal Sawyer family, picking up where Tobe Hooper’s 1974 horror classic left off in Newt, Texas, where for decades people went missing without a trace.  The townspeople long suspected the Sawyer family, owners of a local barbeque pit, were somehow responsible.  Their suspicions were finally confirmed one hot summer day when a young woman escaped the Sawyer house following the brutal murders of her four friends.  Word around the small town quickly spread, and a vigilante mob of enraged locals surrounded the Sawyer stronghold, burning it to the ground and killing every last member of the family – or so they thought.  

So I have been thinking, so now Hollywood says to themselves... remakes/reboots are the in thing and you know what will make it even better... in 3D. That will have them all lining up like fool, we won't pay attention to script or that there had been very successful version a few years back. There are a couple of advantages to the film that might sway me in a positive view.

One is... Alexandra Daddario

I know what you are thinking... but there is a few more surprises that might make it a nay to a yeah! So what are you thoughts, is this something you might consider seeing it?
-Jeremy [Retro-Zombie]

Cast (Character): Alexandra Daddario (Heather Miller), Dan Yeager (Leatherface), Introducing Tremaine ‘Trey Songz’ Neverson (Ryan), Scott Eastwood (Carl), Tania Raymonde (Nikki), Shaun Sipos (Darryl), Keram Malicki-Sanchez (Kenny), James MacDonald (Officer Marvin), Thom Barry (Sheriff Hooper), Paul Rae (Burt Hartman), Richard Riehle (Farnsworth) and Bill Moseley (Drayton Sawyer), Special Appearance by Gunnar Hansen (Boss Sawyer) 

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  1. I admit I was never a fan of the first one. Slasher type films just don't do it for me.

  2. I am intrigued - but not because of that trailer, which does nothing for me. The only truly good TCM movies have been made by Tobe Hooper. A couple of other entries in the series have been okay/watchable and one was mind numbingly bad. But if this new one can reach the sick depths of the original and combine it with the batcrap crazy that can come with 3-D - then it may be worthwhile. I'll risk 90 minutes to see.

  3. Didn't they just do a remake not that long ago with Jessica Biel? This trailer is flat out boring with every horror trope known to god and man all mashed together. Don't think I will pay one dollar to see this one. Netflix for sure.


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