Special Shout Out To...Arlee Bird and A to Z Team!

1500 A to Z Challenge... 
Yes, 1500 participants for the Challenge.
That is an insane amount of folks, welcome everyone.
This a creation of  Arlee Bird and the special help of it's A to Z Team for 2012... great job!
Thank you...
-Jeremy [Retro-Zombie]

Zombie Housewives Of The Apocalypse [Released April 1, 2012]

"Zombie Housewives Of The Apocalypse"
The toxic bomb apocalypse of the 1950s didn't stop Stella and Liz. These housewives reanimated and continued their days as usual, only with a hunger for living flesh. Stella, the perfect housewife, continued her housekeeping in her zombie state and Liz, the drunken, slutty divorcee housewife, stirred up a Bloody Mary and fell into her usual stupor. This photo and resource book for all things zombie is a fun and playful look at the zombie-like existence of housewives through the ages and incorporates housewife tips and recipes, showcasing zombie artisans and listing lots of zombie resources for all those readers who love zombie-everything!

Well this book gets released on April 1, 2012... and these ladies have something to say, they want to be heard... so listen up. Liz and Stella are here and they are here to stay!

To find out more:

I will be the first in the virtual waiting line to get one of these, so no shoving...
-Jeremy [Retro-Zombie]


Sad Songs Blogfest

With Or With Out You - U2

Here Comes The Flood - Peter Gabriel

Without You - Motley Crue

Love Can Make You Cry - Urgent

Face On [Face/Off-Soundtrack] - John Powell

Every Day Is Exactly The Same - Nine Inch Nails

One - Metallica

Goodbye Blue Sky - Pink Floyd

Lightening Crashes - Live

Show Must Go On - Queen

"Sad Songs Blogfest" brought to us by: L. Diane Wolfe @ Spunk On A Stick's Tips
No Particular Order...and these are ones that pull my heart strings, yes this ZOMBIE, has a heart!
-Jeremy [Retro-Zombie]

Got a Job... Here Comes the Millions!

Happy Friday!
-Jeremy [Retro-Zombie]


It's Magical!... A to Z!

I consulted my magical little creature, who was last seen with my latest lab creation, I hope that it is okay. 

Countdown to the  A to Z is on now, as you can imagine the panic sets in...

It's best to make a theme and remember it's only 26 letters and you can set all your posts up in advance, so once you have a theme it's easy... right? It's going to be fun and if you let yourself use your inner voice, not the voices in your head... you will be fine. Remember short posts rule and don't think about the zombie standing behind you bother you either... It has time to wait as you do, three days...

A TO Z CHALLENGE has some great advice!
-Jeremy [Retro-Zombie]

A to Z Challenge April [2012]... Is Right Ahead!

So Everyone.. It is only a few days until April and you all know what that means... A to Z Challenge, it is sweeping the world by storm. I believe we are at 1300+ people, yes I said that correctly, it is going to be huge and I have been honored enough to be in the A to Z Team this year. 

If you are going join or if you are signed up... these are a few things you should know.

01. Keep your post Short!
02. Turn Off the Word Verification!
03. Have Fun! 

Now I know some of you cannot visit 1300 people, it's more like 5 to 10 a day at least 5.... a day, you will read some great post and meet some incredible people. Not sure if you know if you want to be part of it, well stop on over and see for yourself ""...

Fun I tell you, fun!
-Jeremy [Retro-Zombie]

Meet the Team... for 2012

Tossing It Out (Arlee Bird)
Amlokiblogs (Damyanti Biswas)
Alex J. Cavanaugh (Alex J. Cavanaugh)
Life is Good (Tina Downey)
Retro-Zombie (Jeremy Hawkins)
The Warrior Muse (Shannon Lawrence)
The QQQE (Matthew MacNish)
Author Elizabeth Mueller (Elizabeth Mueller)
Pearson Report (Jenny Pearson)
No Thought 2 Small (Konstanz Silverbow)
Breakthrough Blogs (Stephen Tremp) 
Coming Down The Mountain (Karen Jones Gowen)

Oh No, Bozo...

I Hate Clowns... but I love Bozo and he loves me...
-Jeremy [Retro-Zombie]

You Want to Know More, You Need To Know More...

So You are Going to CLICK...CLICK...CLICK... 
[My Voice Dramatically Goes Up]

You are missing some wonderful things, yes I said wonderful like: Author Interviews, Celebrities, Music Reviews... and well Me. Today part of a book tour and interveiw with "Julianne Snow" Author of "Days with the Undead: Book One"... so click it or I will get you with a Raspberry!
-Jeremy [Retro-Zombie]

What were they thinking?

Marvel Comics: A to Z Challenge [2012]

Have you joined yet? Do you know if you will?

A to Z Challenge [2012]

I made this video in the lab...It's my first video, so be kind!
-Jeremy [Retro-Zombie]

Monday Spoiler: The Hunger Games [Secret Revealed]

So here it is Monday, I have been thinking what could bring you all here today, so I lied... I didn't see The Hunger Games" so the secret is I did not see it... The Spoiler is that it is Monday in case you may have forgotten... a little play on words... Hell the pictures have nothing to do with anything either, the Whammy is on you...

Happy Monday, come on it's a post and lots of thought had to go into it...even if I fooled you.
-Jeremy [Retro-Zombie]


Yes, This Is My Dog...

And this is my video... help it go "Viral"
or at the very least enjoy it!

Finding Nemo! and ZOMBIE Guests... and We Have A Winner!

Getting Relief
I am not sure if I am coming or going, so I just made a few quickies. Also how ads [in 1880s] still made for the ladies to be more thin than they physically could ever be. Damn you society. That Girl... has no ribcage!
Happy Friday!
-Jeremy [Retro-Zombie]

Ps. I have been crazy busy this last week or so, I forgot to mention the "A TO Z CHALLENGE" VIDEO WINNER... it's "RACHEL MORGAN WRITES"... so many great entries, so tough to choose just one. In my book you are all winners, so [CLICK HERE] for more info...

Musical Interlude:

M--DER-DEATH-KILL... What's Missing UR!

It's Your Lucky Day...
If You Are A Zombie, Or Zombie Want-to-Be!
Today I thought I would give you a chance to become a zombie, I will "z-dazzle" you up or turn one of your favorite celebrities into the Walking Dead... You just need to tell me who. I have not done this is about two years now, so to bring an old tradition back to life, life is funny when you are talking about dead things.

So you pick it, you a zombie or a celebrity... to become a WALKING DEAD?
I will pick the best "one celebrity" and you can tell me what makes you the best choice to be a "ZOMBIE".
-Jeremy [Retro-Zombie]


Is the Party Over... When the Zombies Get There?

It's Only Family, Until They Are Dead!
I have not had any zombies in like two months and you all still kept coming here... so I must be doing something right. So for those who have missed the zombies, I give you zombies... I have not seen the last couple of "The Walking Dead" episodes, so no one spoil it for me...

Happy Wednesday!
-Jeremy [Retro-Zombie]


Unicorn Poop, Two Boobs and a Stiff One...

Okay I am testing to see if anyone is drawn into this post by the title alone, because it's odd yes and nothing has anything to do with anything I posted. It was a question on "Tossing It Out" on what can attract comments, so I am trying it...

So is everyone having a good time, do you come here often... may I buy you a drink [strictly for the ladies]... what is your sign?
-Jeremy [Retro-Zombie]

How About these Ladies:
Sexual Innuendo Pick Up Lines For Girls

-If I flip a coin, what do you reckon my chances are of getting head?

-Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap hotel room across the street.

-I'm leaving this place. Do you want to come?

-You'll do.

-I'm on top of things. Would you like to be one of them?

-What time do you get off? Can I watch?

-Do you like jigsaw puzzles? Let's go to my room and put our pieces together.

-If you were a car, I’d wax you and ride you all over town.

-Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before? 

Retro-Zombie: Art and Words [My Book... it's FREE]

It's a Coloring Book for Your Mind...
Greetings I have just put together my book "Retro-Zombie: Art and Words" and I was looking for a few good people to read it, look over it and your thoughts. I will be making it available on "AMAZON" in a book form, no more eBooks, it so impersonal and it just doesn't capture my meaning. It's not that long, but says so much... the words will take you minutes, the art will take you hours.

So what I need is 5 to 10 friends/followers to email:
if you are interested, I will contact you at the end of the week.

Lunatics are in my head, can be in yours too.
-Jeremy [Retro-Zombie]


Saturday "A to Z Challenge Video" and Nothing to Do Anything Comic Day


Happy Saint Patrick's Day!
-Jeremy [Retro-Zombie]


Got Nothing... Friday!

Happy Friday!
-Jeremy [Retro-Zombie]


Shane - The Walking Dead, I Hate You and Spoiler Alert!

I have some great friends who don't listen when I tell them I don't get the channel AMC for my favorite show is on "The Walking Dead... and yet they always tell me... can you believe they killed so and so. I give them the golden raspberry monkey and a box of crawling dead worms. One episode left people to end out the second season, which is sad... so I would like you all to call me on Monday morning and give me the updates.

-Jeremy [Retro-Zombie]


Happy Wednesday... No Dance, but would you like me running with my Clothes Off?

One of my animations that I made it is one of my favorites, cause you all know me.... Well it is naked and it is running and I do look like a horse.. it's like a world of "Doh's".
Hee, Hee...
-Jeremy [Retro-Zombie]



Happy Tuesday! and 1000 Live Baby Turtles [Ninja-Style]... with a Dabble of Star Trek

It's like making preparations for soup!

Okay, here it is Tuesday and I have some more great... great news. I wanted to let you know a couple things... [Click on the title for direct link]
01. "A TO Z CHALLENGE" Reaches the 1000+ participants, it's still early... so join now!
02. "Zombtivities" Came in the mail, it is a great activities book, got to get me some crayons!
03. "CASSA-FIRE PRIZE PACKAGE" Winner.. yup it's me, yeah I know!

All these very cool things and for me and it's only Tuesday. Also I share the photo of me with George Takei and Nichelle Nichols just before I was to interview them. Now George was pointing out that cameras were to be shut off [as we had instructed, no need for flash] and he didn't know that it was our photographer at the time. So yes it was a great laugh and became a 30 minute interview with these folks, I think they are from the future? I am telling you all the stuff I said happened, happened... some of you think I am just one crazy person who makes up these stories...

I wanted to thank Alex, Brtinie and the A to Z Challenge Team for all the cool things that is making me want to do the Happy Dance!
-Jeremy [Retro-Zombie]


Happy Monday! and LOOK OUT!

If you build it, it will probably kill you...
So some big things coming up and I am part of it:


Those who don't know I maintain "The Horror Blogger Alliance" and am in the middle of a huge "GIVE BLOOD [MONEY]" Drive. I am updating the HBA Members List and asking for donations to members that are still alive at least in the last three or months. Sounds easy, there are 700 plus Horror Sites involved. If anything you should all look how creepy I made it, not for the squeamish... yes you have been warned.

So I want you all to visit and sign up it's going to be a busy April... who is with me? Don't make me get my "Magic Mirror" out to see you all. 

Oh boy I even forgot the most important thing on March 10th, there was an interview with one of the coolest guys that walks this planet [CLICK HERE] to read it, it doesn't get any better than this...
-Jeremy [Retro-Zombie]



The Walking Dead, I Hate You and Tim Burton is Busy... Spoiler Alert!

That's It... I am done with this season of The Walking Dead, sure it's been great and it has made a huge impact on what I will be watching from week to week. Now I know I mentioned I have no programs I am locked into, but I watch this every few weeks at Mom's House. I got a glimpse of the last episode and some spoilers...

I am saying this now "I Hate You, The Walking Dead". I am not sure if I can be swayed back, maybe AMC can send me some Free Gear, to make me a happy camper... right now my heart is in sadness. I am not sure if I can watch the season's end... so again... boo to you "The WALKING DEAD"!

On a brighter note, my favorite Director/Producer Tim Burton is bringing us some great stuff, that he keeps under his belt.... a Dramatic Vampire... a Reanimated Woof and a President with an Ax.....

Happy Friday Everyone... In case you needed to know the Neatorama's "Zombie Pencil Holder" giveaway prize has been claimed by the winner... congrats!
-Jeremy [Retro-Zombie]


For All the Men... I guess on a Date, with the Ladies?

Skip to the who, my Darling?
Wearing the right thing, eating at the right place will make or break a date... So can I suggest these few places and remember to wear your "Alligator Rainwear" and "Interwoven Hose". Some crazy digs here, some of the things I would never wear due to the name of them... though they seem styling for the time.
-Jeremy [Retro-Zombie]

One of the coolest creepy song, ever!

The Winner of the ZOMBIE PENCIL HOLDER...

Neatorama's "Zombie Pencil Holder" winner is "Kelly Robinson" of "Book Dirt", with over 60 entries and me using the randomizer 1 to 60.... we have the winner. I cannot believe all the entries that came in from adding me as a friend, visiting "Neatorama's Facebook" and comments... you all rocked this giveaway... Now Kelly please get back in touch with me, I sent you out an email...

Now I have been saving my recent order and cool prizes that I have gotten in the last couple of days and now I am going to make you all envy my stash. I got my bag of stuff from "Neatorama" and a sweet key chain from the "Zombie Housewives of the Apocalypse"... it's a good day to be me!

So everyone have a great hump-day... and just remember it's not awkward until it's Brady Awkward.
-Jeremy [Retro-Zombie]