Unicorn Poop, Two Boobs and a Stiff One...

Okay I am testing to see if anyone is drawn into this post by the title alone, because it's odd yes and nothing has anything to do with anything I posted. It was a question on "Tossing It Out" on what can attract comments, so I am trying it...

So is everyone having a good time, do you come here often... may I buy you a drink [strictly for the ladies]... what is your sign?
-Jeremy [Retro-Zombie]

How About these Ladies:
Sexual Innuendo Pick Up Lines For Girls

-If I flip a coin, what do you reckon my chances are of getting head?

-Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap hotel room across the street.

-I'm leaving this place. Do you want to come?

-You'll do.

-I'm on top of things. Would you like to be one of them?

-What time do you get off? Can I watch?

-Do you like jigsaw puzzles? Let's go to my room and put our pieces together.

-If you were a car, I’d wax you and ride you all over town.

-Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before? 


  1. LMAO!! I was drawn by the title immediately. ;) You left off "Mmm, mmm...You smell like Let's Get It On." and "Come, come. I buy you coffee, you give me the sex." Two lines which have been used on me personally.

  2. I read your post because I needed to know what the title was about. Good one.

  3. Haha. Trying to work out if I passed or failed the test?!!

  4. Jeremy - you crack me up! YES...your title pulled me over here. I was just calling it a night (ha) and was giving the Dashboard one last quick look when I saw your title...I just had to come by!

    My sign is Pisces and no, those pick-up lines wouldn't work on me...but by George, did they make me laugh! Do guys even use those lines? Please say no! *grin*

    Great post - great attention getter! Just what I needed to end a long day!

    Thanks, enny @ Pearson Report
    Co-Host of the Blogging from A to Z Challenge.

  5. I cant wait to see the new American Pie! :D

  6. Those are just sad ;) but they did get my attention. LOL!


[Retro] Love the Comments, not so much the Spam... so I have enough man-pills, fake gold watches and link-back options that I need. Thank you!

No More Anonymous Monkeys to much of the above mentioned, sorry sometimes I get some nice things.