A Giveaway from "Neatorama"

Okay who doesn't like,
a good zombie giveaway? 

My friends over at "NEATORAMA" have a great selection of items at their "NEATOSHOP" and they also have a grand selection of "ZOMBIE" products. So I asked them and they said yes to a giveaway, but I think you all have figured it out by now. Yes this "Zombie Pencil Holder" could be yours and now the "How to Enter"...

01. ENTER HERE [COMMENTS] - Tell me why you want it (and email address)?
02. LIKE THEIR FACEBOOK [CLICK HERE] - Tell them that "Retro-Zombie" sent you!
03. ADD ME AS A FRIEND - Retro Z loves friends... if you don't yet!
04. TELL SOMEONE YOU KNOW - Yes, I know just make a mention on your site.

Do as many as you can, more people... more giveaways in the future! 

Deadline for the giveaway is MARCH 1, 2012
Winner will be contacted by email and product will be sent by "NEATORAMA"

Now the future depends on you, so if you love zombies... enter now... don't let me down!
-Jeremy [Retro-Zombie]

A to Z Challenge... Sign Up Here!...

This is the official start and list to be part of what should be the blog-fest that will rock out April.

"Please enter code carefully so that it is accurate.  If you enter your link incorrectly please notify us so we can correct it.  You can find our emails in the CONTACT US tab on the A to Z Blog.  If you do not plan to participate in the Challenge during April or your purpose is to lure visitors to an advertising site, please do not enter a link as it will be removed--save us the time and trouble."
-Jeremy [Retro-Zombie]

What is Alex doing Today... and Last Day for ZOMBIE Giveaway!

Well-Deserved Rest...
...I hope Alex's release of "CassaFIRE" was great, he is a cool person... and deserves a solid. As I am understanding he had over 200 people posting/hosting his release. All the best and I hope he is wearing his "Poros-Knit" and fending off the sleepy monsters with his "Zip-Zip".

Have you entered the "Neatorama" Zombie Pencil Holder - Giveaway [CLICK HERE], people it's less than 24 hours left. It's like a $35.00 value, what are you waiting for... I got mine the other day and I am fighting the wife for who gets it... It's that cool.

-Jeremy [Retro-Zombie]


CassaFire by Alex J. Cavanaugh

It begins today...
So I am helping out a good friend who is having a busy day, cause his latest book is out today... the follow up to his successful book "CassaStar". I wish him all the best, not that he will need it... but for those of you don't know, I give you... "CassaFire". Now for more information and some other goodies I encourage you to go to my review site "TWO THUMBS" for my complete coverage.

Have you entered the Neatorama "ZOMBIE" Contest Yet? It ends in on March 1st [CLICK HERE]. All these wonderful things going on and I didn't even mention the "A TO Z CHALLENGE" today, we are trying to reach our 1000 participants by the end of the month. I made a few new banners/badges this week, I call this one "Ghost Smudges" (Inspired for my good friend Sharon @ Ghost Hunting Theories)... She and Julie also have a book coming out soon, but those details are coming... book about zombies [yeah].  I went for an artistic flair this time around, so go look at them and remember to sign up.

Since we go live with a rush, I thought why not Rush... Live, I give you "Working Man".
-Jeremy [Retro-Zombie]


You Write The Caption [There Will Be A PRIZE]

I Am A Pepper!
You all know the story, but now you get "WRITE THE CAPTION" for this timeless tale of being accepted by your peers.

So I did not watch the Oscars this year, I made it to the end of the always funny Billy Crystal's open and the Tom Hanks first couple give-outs to "Hugo". This is when I turned it off, it was a predictable group of wins, as I watched the news this morning. What did you like, did you even watch?
Happy Monday!... Just say, "I'm Batman"... to Clooney!
-Jeremy [Retro-Zombie]


World Wide Webbed!... A to Z Challenge!!!

Raaaahhh! I am a Monster
So I found myself at the doctor today, they looked at my hand... it looked webbed? No really this is an old monster movie that you should know, take a guess and win a prize... 

I ask you did you sign up for the "A to Z Challenge"? I have been mentioning it for sometime now and I want you to have plenty of thinking time to make your post, cause it always it doesn't hurt to be a head of the game. What are you waiting for?

-Jeremy [Retro-Zombie]
A to Z Co-Host 


Tell a Friend About the "A to Z Challenge"

Okay we are trying to reach the goal of 1000 [last count 684] participants for the "A to Z Challenge" by March 1, 2012... so I ask you to do this for me... I want you to tell two of your followers all weekend long and then have them tell two of their followers. You get the idea, the ball is rolling and we reach our goal... then I praise you all with love, gratitude and hugs. I will even make it easy for you I will give you a copy and paste into a comment cheat sheet, just below...


Hey Good Friend/Follower,
I wanted to let you know about this buzz called "A to Z Challenge" it's sweeping the blog world, they wanted me to let you know that they want you to sign up. Trying to reach the goal of 1000 participants by March 1, 2012, so go check it out. After you sign up go grab yourself a banner/badge and put it on your site and let everyone you are part of the fun (You can check out "", for more details).
Thanks, Please Tell a friend.
[Your Name]

Happy Friday and welcome in the weekend!
-Jeremy [Retro-Zombie]


Young Set, Party Pet...

Come On when can you look this hot,
for this little?

We have a winner for the "Write the Caption" and that is "TheGreatWhiteDope" I will contact you and send out your silly prize... congratulations and thank you all for adding your comments. I just wanted to say it's in all good fun and that Zebra-man will always protect the innocent... or at least a bad dancer.

Okay on to the fun stuff...
I have a post over at the "A to Z Challenge" now I mention it cause I don't have that many posts... I am more of the behind the scenes co-host. Been designing some banners/badges for this, I wanted to invite you over there to join up... I have been thinking to having a contest "BLOGGER MAKEOVER" to you folks out there, to entice you to join. Still working out the bugs on that one, but for now I really want you to check it all out soon April is just around the corner.

Have a great day!
-Jeremy [Retro-Zombie]


I Yam What I Yam

When that Shark Bites...
So if they decide to make remakes, please don't touch this one... I love the 1980's Robin Williams version, it holds a weird special place in my heart. 

I am about 85% better... I am so behind.
-Jeremy [Retro-Zombie]


Simple... Just Sick!

Guess which one I am?
I will be back stronger than ever, but right now this flu-bug is kicking my monkey-ass.
-Jeremy [Retro-Zombie]

Short Version

You Write The Caption [There Will Be A PRIZE]

Stop Or I Will...
Round Two of "WRITE THE CAPTION" this time Zebra-Man has his hands full and only you can help him or tell him why. Yes this is really called Zebra-Man Adventures and there will be the prize for the best comic book bubble caption.

Who doesn't love this song, it holds up... if you don't agree I will fight you. No not some slapping, I mean on the ground roll around sock you in the puss kind of fighting.

Happy Monday!
-Jeremy [Retro-Zombie]


Saturday Wrap Up... and the Wrath of Khan!

"Casey in Halloween Costume"
Have you joined the "A TO Z CHALLENGE"?
Have you entered to win "ZOMBIE PENCIL HOLDER"?
Have you needed to "HIRE ME"?

The question is why do I have to beg, or maybe a cute and fuzzy photo would draw you in? So this week was a family affair... some I won't mention [they know] and my wife was a sick lady... so now guess who is coming down with the sickness?

Ooh, ah, ah, ah, ah... Ooh, ah, ah, ah, ah... Awk, awk... Awk, awk... Awk, awk!
Some will get that...
-Jeremy [Retro-Zombie]

Kirk: Spock!
Spock: The ship... out of danger?
Kirk: Yes.
Spock: Don't grieve, Admiral. It is logical. The needs of the many outweigh...
Kirk: ...the needs of the few...
Spock: ...Or the one. I never took the Kobayashi Maru test until now. What do you think of my solution?
Spock: I have been and always shall be your friend.
[Holds up his hand in the Vulcan salute]
Spock: Live long and prosper.

Retro-Z's: Afterschool Special - Part I

Kids this important to you and all the problems fame should bring... drugs, alcohol or jail time... Some survive without too much problems, some... not so lucky.

So keep this in mind when the kids have way too much, they do way too much.
-Jeremy [Retro-Zombie]



Triple The Fun, Baby!

Learn to Blow this, is what I am really trying to say...

So I wanted to congratulate the winner "ANGRY LURKER" for the caption from Mondays post "You Write The Caption"... it sort of fits with the future of the situation.

Yes, I know this post is riddled with many innuendos, but this goes out to the ones who care and you know who you are.
-Jeremy [Retro-Zombie]


Uneeda A...

 This is a cool ad, for well you can figure it out...
-Jeremy [Retro-Zombie]


...Sanguinary Soiree! It Doesn't Suck... Valentine's Day!

Elena Gilbert of "The Vampire Diaries" vs.
Bella Swan "Twilight"

As part of "Holly's Horrorland" little gathering of Valentine's Day Alternatives, not that you cannot love on this day we bring you a different kind of love... You should stop over and look at all the others who are part of this day of Love, Lust and Blood!

So the question is who would win in the "hot or not" battle for making you want to bite the neck of... so it's from a man's view of who would you rather... Now I don't watch either of these movies or films, I am just to cool for that... though I know they are based off books.

Love you all...
-Jeremy [Retro-Zombie]

Clang...Clang... goes the Trolley...

You Write The Caption [There Will Be A PRIZE]

Okay to go with my switch over to the "RETRO" side of things I am going to try adding stuff that sort of fits and this is the first of many. What you need to do is "WRITE A CAPTION" for the open "comic bubbles" in the comments and the funniest one will win... something. So in the immortal words of Joker... "Here We Go"...

Something Like This:
01. You have won a taco!
02. That door keeps playing a knock-knock joke on me...

-Jeremy [Retro-Zombie]


Whitney Houston...

Your song will be in sung in a higher light.

Message to the Future! [02-11-12] - Part One

This Ain't Your Mamma's Star Trek  
So I thought about it, the chances of this message getting to the future are very good... there will be millions of blogs out there. Let's say 100 years [or more] from now, most of us will be gone... though our memories, thoughts and visions will still be somewhere. Our blogs might be the only thing that lets people we were here, and dammit we are here.
   So I pose that someone from the future who has the capabilities of time travel, please read this and send me a sign... winning lottery numbers from 2012-13 [Illinois], will George Lucas ever stop redoing "Star Wars", will they ever perfect 3D technology or does WWIII involve the uprising of robots. I know there is many things I could ask someone from the future, but I wanted to keep it simple for now... email those lottery numbers or put a note in my home mailbox... cause you can...

Who will we be in the future and greetings future TIME TRAVELER?
-Jeremy [Retro-Zombie]


I'm BATMAN....

Working the cave this week, phoning in my post... truth being I have been working on making all my post for the up and coming "A TO Z CHALLENGE", in case you didn't know. I am just trying to get a head... trying is the key word.

So it's Friday again and the time has slipped away, need coffee... anyone got some Starbucks?
-Jeremy [Retro-Zombie]


Just One Of Those Days...Part II

Someone told me there would be days like these, so you just prepare for the knock at the door.
-Jeremy [Retro-Zombie]


Just One Of Those Days...

Short and sweet kind of day... from one of the best comic books ever.
-Jeremy [Retro-Zombie]


Is it Raining, Is it Snowing...

Are they at the start or
end of their Journey?
Who doesn't love this film, my wife she hates it... for this particular part in the film I forget that this was made as sort of a children's movie. Okay off topic we here in Illinois are having the wildest/mildest winters in sometime, I am not complaining... more happy. Last year I was shoveling snow and almost had a grabber, I feel this year would not be any different [grabber]. As like many of you the goals you set out to be healthier have fallen to the ground, mostly cause we like to eat.

Okay you all know I am part of the "A to Z Challenge" and it's been a great time, the team is an amazing group of people lead by the captain. If you all are thinking about joining it please do sign up is on top and in a post above. I have been making a few of the banners/badges as I find that is something I am better at.

TAG-RAG-AND-BOBTAIL, a mixed crowd of low people, mobility.
TAKE BEEF, to run away.

Have a Super Day!
-Jeremy [Retro-Zombie]


Have A Ninja-type Of A Monday!

 It's Super...
Here is the "I don't have anything good" thing to show you, I didn't watch the Super Bowl... though I wanted to congratulate the winner "Insert Name Here" way too go guys. Now to let you all know since I my favorite show "NBC's Chuck" was laid to rest a few weeks ago, this was an awful season. I believe they [writers, producers] wanted to have us fans hate the show, so we would be happy for it to be off... they did a nice job of making that happen.

I am free of any television shows, you know those shows you have to watch week to week... I have no more, done. Nothing chains me in front of the devil box, so I ask you what is your "show" that you have to watch... [American Idol does not count, I will punch you] your chain. What are you missing, something you wished were still good and on the air?

Things I Miss:
The Drew Carey Show
Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles
Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman
Star Trek: The Next Generation

Though I know you are thinking it, but what about "The Walking Dead"... I don't get the channel so I go to my mother's house and catch up.
-Jeremy [Retro-Zombie]

Goes Out To A Friend... Who Needs A Little Pick Me Up!

Just Because I Can...
-Jeremy [Retro-Zombie]

Warm Bodies [August 10, 2012]

Summit Ent: Warm Bodies

Based on the Novel by ISAAC MARION


When a highly unusual zombie rescues a girl from imminent death at the hands of his cohorts, their unlikely romance sets in motion a chain of events that will transform him, his fellow dead and maybe even the whole lifeless world.

And it's Friday... what are your plans, anyone care about the Super Bowl or only the commercials... If I have a choice, I rather watch "The Lord of the Rings: Trilogy" sadly Mrs. H wants to watch the game. I will lose.

So make it all precious, whatever you should decide to do!
-Jeremy [Retro-Zombie]



Scream and Shout!
I hope you all didn't have to much of an interruption on your banners/buttons or anything I might have designed... I just didn't know. Remember nothing is free and as I found out this morning either is "Photo Bucket", so the problem is fixed and I am sorry if you got to your site and it was covered in bandwidth errors.

Get your 3D glasses on, so you can really see what is happening in this photo.
-Jeremy [Retro-Zombie]


Sweet As Poison...

Those Darn Canadians [ad 1870]
Today I got an early start as you all might know I run/maintain several blogs like; "Horror Blogger Alliance", "Two Thumbs [Reviews]" and of course "Retro-Zombie"... and a few more, but these I update all the time. So I am looking at some of my friends in the early morning, only to find I won some cool stuff for a book that is coming out soon from "Zombie Housewives of the Apocalypse".  I wanted to thank Liz and Stella for all the love, also for stealing my heart/brain.

So poor your poison onto a saucer or plate.
-Jeremy [Retro-Zombie]