More Crap About 2013... Good Crap! Part: One

There are so many great [hopefully] films coming in 2013 I thought I would share some of my highlights and I am not even going to flinch, review or budge on them.

All Superheroes Must Die
Friday, January 4, 2013

Four superheroes awaken in a seemingly abandoned town, stripped of their powers and at the mercy of their sinister arch-nemesis who forces them into a series of brutal challenges where the stakes include the lives of the innocent, as well as their own.

Friday, January 4, 2013 

Follows a squad of elite soldiers sent to infiltrate and extract the lead science team from Pine Gap, Australia's top secret underground military compound, after it comes under attack from unknown forces.

Guillermo del Toro Presents: Mama
Friday, January 18, 2013

A supernatural thriller that tells the haunting tale of two little girls who disappeared into the woods the day that their parents were killed. When they are rescued years later and begin a new life, they find that someone or something still wants to come tuck them in at night.

Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters
Friday, January 25, 2013

Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters takes place 15 years after the siblings' incident at the gingerbread house. The two are now specialized bounty hunters looking to put down the cackling black-hat set.

Will I get to see all these in the show, most likely not... many will fall off the grid before you can say "Neo, comeback from the MATRIX". [Only a few will get that joke/pun].
-Jeremy [Retro-Zombie]


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  1. I could go for a bit of Hansel and Gretel!

  2. Commando sequel - no!!
    Most of those I'll catch on NetFlix. Hoping Hansel and Gretel doesn't suck, because I do want to see that one in the theater.

  3. I have seen the preview for Mama and it looks creeeeepy!!! That is something I want to see for sure!

  4. these are all to violent for my poor little ticky ticker ... but I do love me some Lucas Till who is in the first one.

  5. I might see Hansel and Gretel...
    I got the Matrix pun. Or at least am so medicated I think I did...bronchitis AGAIN. Yes, that's round three since August. I promised no more whining on my blog but I never said I wouldn't hijack someone's comments.
    LOOOOOOVE badge! Already in my sidebar.
    Tina @ Life is Good

  6. "Hansel? HANSEL?"

    "Your mother rides a vacuum cleaner!" I love those two fat little german tots in that cartoon.


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