"Q" Queequeg vs Quagmire

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Queequeg vs Quagmire

A to Z Challenge is a simple one, you choose a winner. Two will fight in battle, so pick either one or choose a tie and then tell us why?.. So it's easy pick one and why... Three... Two... One...Go!

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  1. I'm assuming that this would be in a fight, in which case Queequeg would win, hands down. Quagmire may be a studly man-whore, but he is also a scrawny sumbitch. Queequeg would kick his skinny butt.

  2. Upon hearing that he was challenged to a Harpoon battle Quagmire would show up with a very different activity in mind and be in store for a rude awakening. Queequeg had no hang-ups about nudity so wouldn't be even momentarily distracted by Quagmire's state of arrival. So Queequeg wins easily.

  3. Who? and who? Either, i give up, you win!

  4. Queequeg wins because Quagmire is a wuss!

  5. Since Queequeg is also the name of FBI Special Agent Dana Scully's dog, until it was eaten by a gigantic alligator, I have to go with him!

  6. Gigitty, Gigitty, GOO GOO GOO!

  7. Quagmire would make Queequeg run screaming once he saw him in his leopard print undies. Quagmire all the way. Gigitty!

  8. Quagmire. Although Queequeg was tough and a cannibal, he was easily won over. We've seen what Quagmire can do when a friend screws his dad/mom.


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