GI Joe: Retaliation - Update/Spoilers

GO SLOW... I Mean Joe!

Old news I am sure, but they decided to move back this film to next year... now I say just pull the band-aid off, it will hurt less now then later. So Adrianne Palicki who couldn't pull off being "Wonder Woman" is going to pull off "Lady Jaye"... Willis is going to play "Joe Colton" the real American Hero... Dwayne Johnson is "Roadblock" and is most likely going to steal the movie away from Tatum "Duke"... I have one thing to say about this, this is going to be total junk kicker. I watched... tried to watch the first film a few times and just got sleepy, not that it wasn't good... just not great. I can pump my chest for two-hours too, I just don't make a few million dollars doing it. After this debacle I am starting to feel like Fantastic Four II: Rise of the Silver Surfer... which with that title could have been turned into the first Marvel Porn Movie!... Or at very least a movie for Swingers, just look at these stills from the movie... look closely... Awwe Yeah, you see it.

Happy Monday!

-Jeremy [Retro-Zombie]

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Retro-Zombie: Sound-Staged and More...

A few cool things going on first over at "Howlin' Wolf" I have a great interview with "Bobby Johnston" composer of his latest score "Mother's Day". Second I have become a representative of "Neatorama" online store, which means if you choose to buy something pick from my links over to the right. You buy, I get a little something... something. 

Lastly I have been working on the next book "Retro-Zombie: Sound-Staged", which is all art that I have put together with hopes it will be complete by the end of June. Originally I planed to write the book like the last one, but it got so darn depressing... maybe that is why I was angry. So I scrapped that and went for the crazy left side of my brain... it's weird I tell you.

Anyone want to be my "Test Subjects" on this one let me know by email, just put the title in the header. That's correct just like the previous book "Retro-Zombie: Art and Words", it's my last book of art/design...ever, yes I said ever. In the next week deadline to get a look will be June 15th, so I think there will be 10 slots open... So hurry!

So Happy Friday!

-Jeremy [Retro-Zombie]

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This guy, this is the guy I hate... he does everything... Johnny Depp is the coolest guy in Movies in the last few years and now he sings, gets awards, makes my wife swoon and I want to just sock 'em in the nose. Now of course he can change my mind by sending my over something from any of the pirates films... and I can make the hate to a how-do-you-do.

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Zombie Mount Rushmore - Letter and Key Holder

Zombie Rock!

The name says it all, not to be confused with any other Rushmore... unless someone says "MORE RUSH"... with my hands in the air. Neatorama makes yet another cool item "Zombie Mount Rushmore", this one I have for my mail... the mail lady laughed and was concerned someone might want to take it. I brought it back into the house, so it will be mine only.

Upper Cut!

Tomorrow my complete hate for an actor, but in the mean time JCVD... will punch you out! Could this guy get any cooler, he gets older he gets cooler. I get older... I look older, I feel older...

-Jeremy [Retro-Zombie]

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Zombie Housewives of the Apocalypse: Review

Zombie Housewives of the Apocalypse [2012]

by: Julie Ferguson and Sharon Day

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Toxic bomb apocalypse of the 1950s didn't stop Stella and Liz. These housewives reanimated and continued their days as usual, only with a hunger for living flesh. Stella, the perfect housewife, continued her housekeeping in her zombie state and Liz, the drunken, slutty divorcee housewife, stirred up a Bloody Mary and fell into her usual stupor. This photo and resource book for all things zombie is a fun and playful look at the zombie-like existence of housewives through the ages and incorporates housewife tips and recipes, showcasing zombie artisans and listing lots of zombie resources for all those readers who love zombie-everything!

It is a Saturday day afternoon... when the door bell rings, I hear a little chuckle as someone strolls away I open the door... sitting is this book "Zombie Housewives of the Apocalypse", my first thought why is this book looking at me or am I looking at it... I begin to look at and come to realize it is a zombie book, a zombie book of all zombie books. It is a guide to be a housewife... what not to wear, what not to do and all of this from the eyes of two ladies... Stella and Liz. Now you get passed that and it becomes a zombie guide from websites, books, videos, comic books, games... the list goes on. So in your one hand you get to know to zombie housewives and on the other it is a reference book. You cannot go wrong!

So I cannot say enough nice things about this book, have a great Wednesday.

-Jeremy [Retro-Zombie]

Trailer Song Hatfields & McCoys
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When that Shark Bites...

Shark Nut 3D

I don't get it when they [being movie companies] give backing to morons [writers/directors/etc.] to stupid ideas [Shark Night] that this film was. Nothing bothers me more when they spend more time making a awful music video at the end of the credits, which only proves that things bite... and bite big time. I read the reviews and I weeded past the trailer with a smile... only to find the movie used for a few bucks. I wanted to see for myself... and it was still and my biggest problem, "why the hell do people who don't like each other, ever want to hang out for the weekend". waddle the script... know there is a pg-13 rating... no nudity except some side boob and man butt... and the obvious creepy backwoods whack-a-dos. Now add some salt water sharks, in a salt water lake... and the stupid eye for an eye mental armchair fight... Hey maybe we should go right where the sharks are or maybe go left where the sharks are... maybe lets climb into the boat with the backwoods whack-a-dos... even after they made references that they want to jump you.

Kill me... I hope there is a sequel... just so I know.

-Jeremy [Retro-Zombie]

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Lorelei's Muse...Vampire/Fantasy and now a ZOMBIE!

 

ACES...ACES All the Way...

Need to know more about me well I want you all to visit my newest blog world friend... Lorelei @ "Lorelei's Muse" as she tries to find out what makes me tick...

I hope you weekend was swell, I celebrated my 6th anniversary with the woman I love... and now it's back to business. What do you have going on this week... blog/life/love/etc? Tomorrow my review of the film "Shark Night 3D" and why you should not go into the water... any water!

-Jeremy [Retro-Zombie]

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Alexandria Daddario and a Tentacle at Your Door!

It's All About The Eyes!

I really have found my new movie girl "Alexandria Daddario" and from out of no where, there she is.... from " Percy Jackson & the Olympians: The Lightning Thief " to " Hall Pass " and to the movie my company just released the score " Bereavement "... now she has many more movies/television credits... I am trying to get an interview for her in involvement with Bereavement as with many of the cast and crew. Shhhh don't tell my wife or Alexandria my secret crushin' love for her... she might find me to be a little stalk-ish... I am like 20 years older than her.

Knock, Knock...

I am so getting one of these from Neatorama: "HOT ITEM" the "TENTACLE DOORSTOP" I saw it and wanted it ASAP just cause it is really cool. This place has a ton of items from creepy to cute and not to mention I found out that my Superman post the other day... they sell the T-Shirts.

Ninja Boy, Kicks Kid Zombies!

It has been a rough week, my wife's crazy schedule... well crazy for me because I am a total morning person and she has been working until 2am. I used to get up at 4am on a daily basis, now I am going to sleep at that time so I have a bit out of my sleeping... which could explain my "ghost postin". I have been making up the posts on Sundays for the last few weeks and have barely checked into anything...

Happy Friday!

-Jeremy [Retro-Zombie] 

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