HWR RELEASES... LEGEND OF THE LICH LORD, PANIC/FITZGERALD & SHADOWGATE

HWR RELEASES... LEGEND OF THE LICH LORD, PANIC/FITZGERALD & SHADOWGATE
Working with Composers: Bruno Valenti, Brian Tyler & Rich Douglas

RED ALERT! RED ALERT! INCOMING! The “DON’T YOU HATE BOOK TOURS?” Book Tour is here!

“Oh, no!” you cry. “Not another one!”

You look at your blog list and you see the same cover image and title on 12 of your favorite blogs. I mean, you heard of Déjà Vu, but this is ridiculous!

But I am more sneaky, ah, more caring than to batter you with the same image and book title on each of my guest posts.


You see? I am not even telling you the title of my new book until later. But don’t leave before then. You will miss the SEX!

Yes, SEX!

This novel is a tale of a honeymoon cruise aboard the Xanadu, the first Air/Steamship bound for Paris, the Unholy Lands, and Realms Beyond the Imagination.

There is danger, intrigue, betrayal, deceit, and blood-letting … and that is just in the newlyweds’ bedroom!

Once they get out of there, it really gets nasty.
Among the villains are the crippled General Sherman (of “Let’s toast marshmallows all through Georgia” Fame), the insane Abraham Lincoln, the vampiric Benjamin Franklin, pawn of the revenant ruler, Abigail Adams …

And most deadly of all, the protagonist’s newly married immortal alien wife.

The guy should have stayed single!

I will even provide a soundtrack for this post:

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When my hero has been betrayed, stands all alone, and must fight through a realm beyond madness, he snarls:

“I have toppled thrones, over-turned kingdoms. I have warred with Principalities and Powers. I have traveled to the head-waters of Reality itself. Before this night is over, the seas may boil, and the sky may fall. But … I … will … free… my … brother!”

When you read that section, think of the above music. I wrote it to that.
Oh, the title of my latest novel?

This March board the Xanadu for the adventure of a lifetime. Cost of Passage? Only $9.99!
See you there. 

-Roland Yeomans [Guest Poster, with the most-er]
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I am everywhere: TWITTER, FACEBOOK, HOWLIN’ WOLF: OLM and HBA [HORROR SITES]. Last visit MY T-SHIRTS STORE at NEATORAMA something always going on and it is one click away!
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8 comments:

  1. Ah, but if he stayed single, we wouldn't have this story, would we?

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    1. And he would not have the love of his life by his side. :-)

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  2. Hi Jeffrey - that's brave having Roland over ... last time I saw you - you had red eyes ... and that was a minute or so ago ...

    I can quite see this story will take us around Medieval Europe and into new realms ... the music is perfect ... cheers Hilary

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    1. Actually the year is 1867, but the forces that the newly weds have to contend with in Europe have seen the Medieval Age and before to the Emperor Justinian. I'm glad you like the music, Hilary. Now, off to the dentist! Ouch!!

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  3. Good music to what you wrote. It feels like it comes from film music-love the noble feel it has. Congrats on the new book

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  4. Wow, you really are everywhere, Roland! And btw, my first Charity novel opens in 1867 too, so obviously, great minds like ours think alike.

    I'm looking forward to my ride aboard Xanadu.

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    1. I think you will enjoy the ride, Helena! I try to be everywhere. Yes, we must think alike!! :-)

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